Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Make Up Your F***ing Mind!!!!

I think i can say that i've met and saw all kinds of people there is on earth, all except for the starving ones...

The worst kind is the selfish all me drama queens....

unfortunately i know a person who all of the above applies on "it"...

the problem with "it" every time "it" comes to me complaining about the problems "it" is having... it's not actually real problems its just bullshit, i think i am considered a normal person with normal amount of patience... and i'd listen when someone i care about is yapping about something thats bothering them out of consideration...  and in the case of "it" i don't care for "it" much... so i would listen out of politeness...

so "it" once came to me opening "it"'s heart and i listened since i was being polite... after "it" done talking, "it" asked me for advice, i gave "it" my advice… few days later "it" called me "big mistake i gave "it" my number" asking me if we could meet so i said ok...

i met with "it" and after saying hi and all that comes after, "it" started yapping again about the same problem.... and asking me again for my advice, which i thought is weird since we already covered the problem and the solution! i was surprised... i said to my self maybe "it" is too slow and couldn't comprehend my advice... so i explained what am saying and the means to achieve the end result...

2 weeks later AGAIN "it" talking about the same thing and whenever "it" sees me "it" starts talking about the same problem all over again.... 

AM SORRY BUT IF YOURE THAT STUPID THAT YOU CANT HELP YOUR SELF NO ONE ELSE CAN!! Even animals learn from their mistakes.... If you like your problems so much stop complaining, some people are so self absorbed they cant think of anything or no one but them selves.... 

imagine how big drama queen "it" is... "it" called complaining that i don't hang out with "it" anymore... assuming that i didn't see "it" anymore is because someone told me so... how self centred is that! like people cant have other things going on in their life it must all be about "it"...

Anyway the good part of this story is that i'm no stupid and i'm not harsh… I didn't cut "it" right away... I gave "it" a chance to redeem itself by acting like a sane person or f off...


i know its so confusing with all the "it"s 

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sex Drive

One of my friends work at a "prestigious" governmental hospital in SA and she was blowing off some steam, telling me about the patients, no matter if they're diabetics, suspected cervical cancer patients, patients with any kind of heart failure, patients that are scheduled to have a surgery, or patients who receive a new medication for any medical problem, they all share the same concern... CAN I STILL HAVE SEX?
IS IT GOING TO EFFECT MY SEX DRIVE?


Of course not in these same exact words, and its in arabic...


I like to analyse things,and after analysing the situation, I thought to my self can you really blame them?


recent studies shows that almost 25% of the saudi population lives under poverty line, and over 75% of the saudi population are in debt, and i'm assuming based on no study that saudis who do travel for pleasure outside the kingdom around 25-30% and i'm exaggerating here...


About 75% are struggling financially, many families by pay check to pay check, in somehow suppressed community "not all 75% agree that they're suppressed of course its just my point of view", where you cant express your views in some certain matters openly, and many other things, so all they have left is sex, I cant blame them take that out of the equation and they're F***ED!


the women concern even if she's a cervical cancer patient is if she cant give him sex he might get remarried


and don't forget that they do have many things to stress about, money, debt, kids, wife, filtering their words... etc


my dear friend it's their only free pleasurable outlet don't get so upset :P

Saturday, August 21, 2010

The 5 Stages of Gaining Weight

Stages of gaining weight:

1-DENIAL "I didn't gain weight am just bloated" or " it's my colon its crazy these days" or if you're a girl "yeah am just getting my period thats all"

2-ANGER " i'm not fat!!!! How dare you!! Am just curvy," "that skinny BITCH!"

3-BARGAINING "ill do anything too look like him/her" or " if I only could give him few pounds!"

4-DEPRESSION "ahhh i'mI so depressed I don't feel like seeing anyone," "all my clothes shrunk! I cant go out!"

5-ACCEPTANCE "ok people i'm fat stop bugging me about it!!!#$!**"

6-TAKING ACTION
Either you think" ok enough is enough I want to do something about it and lose weight" and you start monitoring your diet or exercise or maybe god forbid BOTH!
Or u might think that but never have the will to act on it.

OR you simply think hey life is too short i want to enjoy my food and i have to accept my fat body and embrace it… its easier to gain than to lose… or life is too short ill take the easy way out i want to do some surgery...

Been through the five stages I accept the fact that am fat but I cant accept when someone says it, I get all the 4 first stages all together, and when anger get mixed with depression and bargaining on a false hope that somehow magically u could transfer fat to skinny people you'll end up in an endless loop that never takes you to the last stage where you take an action!

"Why punish my body with exercise for something my mouth did" whoever said that I totally feel u...

Friday, August 6, 2010

are you A homeless?!!

Before reading this, please bear in mind that english is not my mother language and thats my excuse for my so and so grammar another thing, I believe that god blessed us with food and some unfortunate people don't have it, the least I could do is show gratitude and not throw it..
Once upon a time =p i was having lunch with a friend of mine... we finished eating and asked the waiter to wrap whats left to take it with us, whiles we're walking and talking we passed by a man who was sitting on the floor selling some magazine i guess, he looked messy and dirty, the bag of food was with me so i asked the guy: excuse me mr are u A homeless? and regardless to my rudeness he replied yes, i gave him the food and was thinking to my self how dare me talking to a person this way! who asks a person are u a homeless?! except for me of course! but seriously who does that! it's not enough i asked him if he's homeless, i asked him are u A homeless, like i categorize things and i added homeless people to one of those THINGS
i did go back to apologize to the guy of course
Sometimes people can be rude, this time I was one of those people!